recklessdrivingandloathing replied to your photoset: KITTEN I FINALLY GOT TO HOLD A GORRAM KITTEN AND…
you can’t take a kitten with you everywhere kara. kittens don’t belong in calculus
according to your sources
Even if its something I love
if you say in the post
YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS
IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS THEN (WHATEVER THE FUCK REASON)
NOT REBLOGGING THIS IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE?
fuck you.
this is my tumblr.
I BLOG WHAT I WANT.
Be gone!
VAGINAS HATE SOAP! Really, they do. Don’t use soap in or around your vajayjay!
(from Sex+: Dirty Vaginas!)
KITTEN
I FINALLY GOT TO HOLD A GORRAM KITTEN
AND IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I’M NOT ALWAYS HOLDING A KITTEN
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Karl: Do you have a scepter?
Me: What? No...
Karl: I want to cosplay as Loki.
Me: Oh
Karl: Do you have a tesseract?
Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)
hahahaha
I love how he was like “I’m just gonna sit here and watch.”
#This exact thing has come up every time I’ve watched the Avengers
